[o1gtvert]

I tell them how adorable their cars is and give a little giggle..they then agree with me..funny stuff!!

[VP_96COBRA]

i just usually shoot my missles out of the car and blow them up

[Lampoon]

I tell them to catch up!!

[VP_96COBRA]

they usually hit me off the road with their battering rams!!

[dtorres03gt]

Ricer- "You wanna run?"

Me- I don't know... You sure the fron end of your car will stay down with that big ass spoiler on back?...

[VP_96COBRA]

yeah i said that once... and never again cause they sprayed molten lava all over my car and melted in half! took me like 2 days to fix!

[ncmoneygetter]

say- ooh the san fransisco treat

[So Money]

Recently I ran into a ricer with a domestic. This kid had a chevy camaro coupe with a supra race wing, and two fart can mufflers. He pulls up next to me at a light and wanted to go. (There are more than one of these things cuz the other blew his engine in the thread i wrote in kill stories) I looked over at him and laughed my ass off. Obviously this offended the moron and he rolled down the window and started talking sh*t. What the moron didnt notice though was the light turning green, so I left him their in the dust. It seems like a lot of mexicans around here do this to these camaros. I dont know why, but they do.

When I go up against a ricer - I look, smile, and say did you buy those parts with the money you make from your job at mcdonalds? Thy usually get offended good times good times.:thumbsup

[JEB]

[quote=Tominator]Neons are made in Illinois by UAW workers.

By the end of next year 90% of the United States municipal water companies will be owned by either German or French companies.[/quot

and they are paid by thier German bosses.....

If Nissan bought Ford, it wouldn't be a domestic brand anymore either....

[kamo00]

I usually dont say anything. I just rev my engine and wait for them to go about 2 lengths ahead, take off real easy and cruise up to their drivers side- short shifting the whole way, then when they look over and are wondering what the hell im doing I take off and dont let up until im about 1/8 mile or so ahead or I can't see them anymore- whichever comes first. :thumbsup then, if they ever catch up and ask any questions I just tell them the truth- its stock other than the 2 chamber flowmasters, clutch, and k&n airfilter... It makes them very sad.

[VP_96COBRA]

Originally Posted by kamo00

I usually dont say anything. I just rev my engine and wait for them to go about 2 lengths ahead, take off real easy and cruise up to their drivers side- short shifting the whole way, then when they look over and are wondering what the hell im doing I take off and dont let up until im about 1/8 mile or so ahead or I can't see them anymore- whichever comes first. :thumbsup then, if they ever catch up and ask any questions I just tell them the truth- its stock other than the 2 chamber flowmasters, clutch, and k&n airfilter... It makes them very sad.

well u will be sad when they shoot their missles or molten lava on your car... it happened to me once.. thank god i bought a missle deflector wing for my car.... saved me many of times

[Mustang Dave]

Coming home from work yesterday sitting at the light, when a ricer in a mod'd Honda pulls up- fart can belching, car shaking...

I'm cranking out 'Shutdown' by the Beach Boys, and he rolls down his window and CRANKS up some latin rhumba music, then proceeds to chirp his tires, getting slightly off center in the process. I was just about to romp on it when I saw a cop sitting on the side of a the road. I gave my Stang a good rev so the cop would look our way, then just eased out in 1st. Meanwhile the Honda was trying for 3rd gear- and wouldn't you know it- the cop pulled him over.
I was laughing so hard at him I couldn't think of anything to say to him!

This s**t happens to me all the time, as I work right up the street from a company that has lots of ricers in the employee parking lot.