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Unread 07-20-2009   #1 (permalink)
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

How do you make a small fortune in racing? Simple. Start with a large fortune

2010 Mustang V6:
90hp less than 2010 Camaro V6.

2010 Mustang V8:
107hp less than 2010 Camaro V8.

Ford Mustang:
Underpowered since 1964.

Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them.

hold it to the floor till you see god. count to 3, then let off."

"if everything seems under control youre not going fast enough"-Mario Andretti

"keeping your foot off the pedal of a muscle car is like taking a hooker to dinner...thats not what youre spending the money for"

"If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk"

- bumber sticker classic "Watch out for the idiot behind me"

- bumper sticker I saw, "Keep honking buddy, I'm reloading"

- FORD - Fix or repair daily

- I built mine you bought yours now shut the **** up!!!

- My lug nuts require more torque then your Honda makes..

- 4x4 bumper sticker - Lift em high, fat chicks can't climb...

- If your car feels safe you're not going fast enough...

A RWD is like a mullet. Serious business up front, Party in the back.

A FWD is a combover with a monotonous job

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if it weren't for Fords(or chevys) our tools would rust.

when you drive a ford you drive the best, drive a mile and walk the rest.

youre done with it the day you put a for sale sign in it. till then it can go faster"

Remember when sex was safe and drag racing was dangerous!----Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes----If you orgasm before your lady, look her in the eye and say "damn thought we were racing

now you guys add more and i think it should be stickk cuz everuone needs a laugh

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Unread 07-20-2009   #2 (permalink)
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I can see right now some of your quotes being removed by mods and/or you getting flamed for some of them.
On the other hand, some of them are pretty good, but I've already heard most of them.
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Haha those are great

Everyones heard this one but you didnt put it, so i will...

"So let me get this straight, your engine has 1.6 litres, whereas my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2?"
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This one is false, but funny:

Ford - Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
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I thought all of them were funny but I had to remove some due to the forum rules.
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most of em were pretty funny, exept the ones bashing ford

"those who say they'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford usually do just that"
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lol one of my feinds told me 85%of fords are still on the road today, the other 15% still run
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Only little boys wear bow ties.
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come on guys there gotta be some funny
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i need a laugh come on
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