Funny car quotes
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
How do you make a small fortune in racing? Simple. Start with a large fortune
2010 Mustang V6:
90hp less than 2010 Camaro V6.
2010 Mustang V8:
107hp less than 2010 Camaro V8.
Underpowered since 1964.
Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them.
hold it to the floor till you see god. count to 3, then let off."
"if everything seems under control youre not going fast enough"-Mario Andretti
"keeping your foot off the pedal of a muscle car is like taking a hooker to dinner...thats not what youre spending the money for"
"If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk"
- bumber sticker classic "Watch out for the idiot behind me"
- bumper sticker I saw, "Keep honking buddy, I'm reloading"
- FORD - Fix or repair daily
- I built mine you bought yours now shut the **** up!!!
- My lug nuts require more torque then your Honda makes..
- 4x4 bumper sticker - Lift em high, fat chicks can't climb...
- If your car feels safe you're not going fast enough...
A RWD is like a mullet. Serious business up front, Party in the back.
A FWD is a combover with a monotonous job
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, if it weren't for Fords(or chevys) our tools would rust.
when you drive a ford you drive the best, drive a mile and walk the rest.
youre done with it the day you put a for sale sign in it. till then it can go faster"
Remember when sex was safe and drag racing was dangerous!----Drag racers do it till the rubber smokes----If you orgasm before your lady, look her in the eye and say "damn thought we were racing
now you guys add more and i think it should be stickk cuz everuone needs a laugh
Last edited by EagleAutosports; 07-20-2009 at 04:59 PM.
Reason: Had to remove questionable content