You nut, where do you come up with these things. Man you keep my laughing.
It was a joke that Pl told me. I would just botch the joke up. I hope he chimes in and tells it. It starts out like how do you get a cougar to get in the cage. Then he sprayed it with Nitrous.
Well a guy came into the shop and wanted to rent a small motorcycle nitrous bottle. Richard asked him what for. He said "I got this cougar I need to take to the vet". "I'm gonna back it into the corner and spray it with the nitrous then throw it in the trunk before it wakes up".
Does anybody else see anything wrong with this game plan?
Besides backing a wild animal into a corner and trying to spray it with nitrous I mean. LOL
Good thing Richard made him leave a deposit on the bottle...never saw it or the guy again.
Can't understand what happened there. Spraying cougars with nitrous is a common practice right?
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2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
Well a guy came into the shop and wanted to rent a small motorcycle nitrous bottle. Richard asked him what for. He said "I got this cougar I need to take to the vet". "I'm gonna back it into the corner and spray it with the nitrous then throw it in the trunk before it wakes up".
Does anybody else see anything wrong with this game plan?
Besides backing a wild animal into a corner and trying to spray it with nitrous I mean. LOL
Good thing Richard made him leave a deposit on the bottle...never saw it or the guy again.
Can't understand what happened there. Spraying cougars with nitrous is a common practice right?
With regard to the spraying the cougar.....
Ron White said it so well .......
You Can't Fix Stupid.......
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You mean you never heard of back a wild animal into a corner and spraying it with nitrous?
Yeah...Me neither....
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2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
I won't ever back my wife's miniature daschund into a corner.....
Yeeeaaaahhh Riiiight
I'll go get the nitrous bottle!
J/K
Before I'm summarily judged and found guilty by all the animal lovers on here. Honestly I love animals to, it wasn't my idea!
However, it is a true story.
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2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
LOL... would seem easier to put some valium in a raw piece of meat..... what a nut job
You have a point. But if we really were trying to help the guy we wouldn't have given him a bottle that only held like 2 pounds.
What do you think happened when he figured out that bottle would only spray for a few seconds and when he was done that cat was still wide awake and extremely aggitated!! LOL
ok...maybe the cougar was laughing...as he was shredding the guy! LOL
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2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
I wonder if it would make his coat soft and shinny.....
J/K.......
If I tried something like that the wife would spray me down in VP C12 & toss a match at me......
Yeah, you're spraying that dog with nitrous by yourself. I've changed my mind...I ain't helping you!
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2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
Glad to hear you made someone shut up and had fun while doing it.
At first I thought you guys were talking about some older women that you wanted to spray with nitrous for some reason.
What a DA! Didn't hear of any attacks on the news did you?
Thanks 93!
It was a good time and right now I'm so far ahead in the points I think I could pass on the last two races and still be the class champion.
However, I will be at the next two races. I'm gonna lay down a 5.8 before the end of it!
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2007 Mustang GT Vista Blue 740RWHP/motor 904RWHP/spray 9.01 @ 152 mph 1/4 mile, 1.40 60' 2008 Clash of the Titans World Finals Champion 2009 Strictly Street Points leader/ET & MPH Record Holder
2009 GT500 Grabber Orange Vert 594 RWHP 11.5 @ 120mph it's my slow car!
That's for your points lead.
