My friend Jeff has an 01 Mustang and while sitting at a light a guy in a super-riced honda civic pulls up next to him with two girls in the car. This car has the whole 9 yards. Super retarded ground effects and a B2 bomber wing. Being the poorly hung little **** he was the riceboi got Jeff to roll down his window and he asked Jeff "Do you think you are cool cause you drive that car?" to which Jeff replied "No. I think I am cool cause I dont drive that car." *looking back at the import. The two girls in the ricer's car started laughing histerically, it was only then that the guys turned to the girls and said "Shut up sis!"

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My brother has one of the fastest cars I have ever been in it is a 1970 Chevelle SS454, so he gets into alot of races and murders the imports, INCLUDING A LAMBORGHINI!!! (God's Honest) So he was sitting at a light in the middle lane when a ricer pulls up on his right, of course he is trying to prove something and challenges my brother to a race. He agrees, but a cop pulls up on my brother's left and the ricer doesnt see this. So the rice looks back and my brother motions to go. The ricer flies off the line only to be pulled over and ticketed by the cop, like 30ft from the light. Things like this make life so worth living!!!
