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http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums Games, puzzles, jokes etc! en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 09:01:35 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/205703-top-5-anime-series.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:42:10 GMT What are your top 5 or more Anime series. Here are mine. (1) G Gundam (2) Dragon Ball Z (3) Dragon Ball Evolution (4) Natuo (5) Dragon Ball GT( I mite go with kyo but I just started watching that one) What are your top 5 or more Anime series. Here are mine. (1) G Gundam (2) Dragon Ball Z (3) Dragon Ball Evolution (4) Natuo (5) Dragon Ball GT( I mite go with kyo but I just started watching that one) ]]> Fun Zone kingmustang http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/205703-top-5-anime-series.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204881-four-worms-joke.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:29:40 GMT Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!A minister decided that a visual demonstration Would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.... Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration
Would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead

The second worm in cigarette smoke. Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration???

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
You won't have worms!' ]]> Fun Zone Ric66fb http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204881-four-worms-joke.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204880-two-crocodiles-joke.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:20:42 GMT Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of The Thames near The House Of Commons in Central London .

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me.. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river near the parking lot by Parliament House.'

'Same here. Hmm....How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of
them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.' ]]> Fun Zone Ric66fb http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204880-two-crocodiles-joke.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204878-old-pilot-joke.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:08:20 GMT
An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.' ]]> Fun Zone Ric66fb http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204878-old-pilot-joke.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204334-hell-explained.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:09:01 GMT HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. HELL EXPLAINED

BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT




The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.






The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :







Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?






Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.






One student, however, wrote the following:






First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.






Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.






This gives two possibilities:






1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.






2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.






So which is it?






If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God,Oh my God.'




THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

]]> Fun Zone Ric66fb http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204334-hell-explained.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204000-why-men-should-write-advice-columns-joke.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:55:19 GMT **Why men should write advice columns!** **Dear John** **I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my**** **husband in the house watching TV.** **My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the** **road and I had to walk back to get my... Why men should write advice columns!


Dear John

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching TV.
My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the
road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home,
I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor's
daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 19. We have
been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and
admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months.
He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice
urgently. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila



Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine.
Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and
also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the
problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low
delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps, John ]]> Fun Zone Ric66fb http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/204000-why-men-should-write-advice-columns-joke.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203535-talking-dog-story.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:34:42 GMT A man is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

'Talking Dog For Sale '

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'


'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals..'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff. ]]> Fun Zone gmdestroyer http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203535-talking-dog-story.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203532-country-work.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:29:37 GMT _THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER_ _OLD VERSION_: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.



Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!



MODERN VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays
the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while
others are cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the
shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a
table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody
cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news
stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.'

Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for
the grasshopper's sake.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that
the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for
an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green
bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is
confiscated by the Government Green Czar.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of
the ants food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be
the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it..

The ant has disappeared in the snow.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house,
now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood.


MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010. ]]> Fun Zone gmdestroyer http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203532-country-work.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203531-more-tv-coverage.html Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:26:27 GMT **Snake = you may be right so I think I will remove it. ** Snake = you may be right so I think I will remove it.
]]> Fun Zone gmdestroyer http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203531-more-tv-coverage.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203105-forza-motorsport-3-a.html Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:26:00 GMT So, the games been out for a few days now, who all has picked it up, and what are you running now?
XBL Tag: Nagakilo (Listed in the other thread as well)

C Class: Saleen S331 425 Track Tuned
~ Get the f out of my way or I'll just run you over :winks
A Class: Cobra R 700 Track Tuned
~ AWD Conversion, My <3 car
S Class: Chevrolet Corvette ZR-1 Track Tuned
~ I know it's a Chevy, but the Ford GT just can't match it
R3 Class: Ford Stock Car Oval Tuned
~Currently ranked 47 on Sedona, Top stock car time on oval (28.1XX) ]]> Fun Zone Nagakilo http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/203105-forza-motorsport-3-a.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202903-something-worry-about.html Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:07:01 GMT Something else to worry about .....

I'm not really concerned about swine flu.



● 3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . .Mad Cow disease.



● 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . .Asian flu.



● This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . .Swine flu.



Next year is the year of the rooster - Anybody else worried?
]]> Fun Zone Brent05redfire http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202903-something-worry-about.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202860-whats-your-favorite-scary-movie.html Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:29:28 GMT happy halloween everyone!!!!:kooky::wavey halloween is my favorite holiday, and the entire month of october is pure enjoyment for me because of it. one of my obligatory october rituals is to watch all my scary movies, and in the scream movies someone always asks what the characters favorite scary... happy halloween everyone!!!!:kooky::wavey
halloween is my favorite holiday, and the entire month of october is pure enjoyment for me because of it. one of my obligatory october rituals is to watch all my scary movies, and in the scream movies someone always asks what the characters favorite scary movies are.
so i'm asking you, afm members, what is your favorite scary movie?
mines the scream trilogy ]]> Fun Zone PhoenixSheriden http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202860-whats-your-favorite-scary-movie.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202748-nothing-happened.html Fri, 30 Oct 2009 17:17:23 GMT Everyone living in West Tennessee, nothing happened yesterday morning. No major incidents reported in West Tennessee this morning | jacksonsun.com | The Jackson Sun (http://www.jacksonsun.com/article/20091029/NEWS01/91029003/1002/rss) Everyone living in West Tennessee, nothing happened yesterday morning.

No major incidents reported in West Tennessee this morning | jacksonsun.com | The Jackson Sun ]]> Fun Zone Brent05redfire http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202748-nothing-happened.html http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202163-toot-tone-enter-own-risk.html Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:29:28 GMT YouTube - the best commercial ever ( very funny ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ejk5NOrR8) YouTube - the best commercial ever ( very funny ) ]]> Fun Zone hotshot http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/fun-zone/202163-toot-tone-enter-own-risk.html