Feel free to add anything overlooked
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50 Things Women Can’t Do
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1. Know anything about a car except its colour...... (Unless they're named Veronica)
2. Understand a film plot
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. Lift
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map without turning it round
10. Rob a bank
11. Get annoyed without shaking or tapping their foot
12. Sit still
13. Tell a joke
14. Play pool
15. Pay for dinner
16. Get through a arguement without saying "whatever"
17. Pee out of a train window
18. Argue without shouting
19. Get told off without crying
20. Understand fruit machines
21. Walk past a shoe shop..............(Especially if they're named Stacey)
22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
23. Not comment on a strangers clothes
24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
25. Let you sleep with a hangover
26. Drink a pint gracefully
27. Get a round in
28. Throw a punch
29. Do magic
30. Like your friends
31. Misunderstand your statements without making it seem your fault
32. Eat a really hot curry
33. Get to the point
34. Buy plain envelopes
35. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. Sit in a room for five minutes without saying “I’m cold”
37. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. Avoid credit card debt
39. Dive into a pool
40. Assemble flatpack furniture
41. Roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. Set a video recorder
43. Not try and change you
44. Watch a war film without puffing and sighing
45. Understand why flirting results in violence
46. Spend a day by themselves
47. Go to the toilet by themselves when out
48. Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. Choose a video quickly
50. Read this list without having argued with at least 1 point
50 Things Women Can't Do 
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