 The Englishman, Irishman & American.
An Englishman, Irishman and American have been to a party at the Empire State Building and are at the top looking across New York.
The American says "I bet you I can dive off the top, fly around and land back on again."
The Irishman says "No way, you can't do that"
The American replies "Watch me" and dives off, flies around and lands back on again.
"Jeez" says the Irishman, "I have to do that" and dives off plummeting to the ground.
The Englishman turns to the American and says, "You can be a right b*****d when you're drunk Superman."
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