Jenny was explaining to her husband how much fun they'd had at the beach during her bridge club annual outing. "But," she told him, "it didn't end all that great for me."
"Why, what happened?" he asked.
"I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn't go out far because the waves were very bad. Then I suddenly noticed that all the turbulence had caused the lower half of my bathing suit to be snatched off. I looked and looked for it but it was gone, gone, gone!"
"For goodness sakes, sweetie, what did you do?"
"Do? Why I did what any respectable female would do. I covered my face and eyes with my hands and ran to the beach house as fast as I could."
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
I have to start acting sensibly .............................................. Tomorrow !
2008 Grabber Orange GT premium, 5 speed manual, 3.31s
Diablosport Predator Tuner and Bamachips tunes (93 Race, Torque, and Preformance), Boom Tubes
Kooks LT headers and catted H pipe, Steeda UDPs, delete plates, UCAs, LCAs, and Panhard brace, all waiting on time to install them
That was O-K... I think Ric is losing his touch...
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Originally Posted by pcfrisch
I agree, you need some new material Ric. I give it a 4 on the pc laugh scale.
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Originally Posted by jim293
Maybe but that one was just ok.
OK you lot but look back at my previous jokes.
I'd get infractions for 'em these days !!!
I've got the material but daren't use it without getting stomped on !!
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
I have to start acting sensibly .............................................. Tomorrow !
Respectable Female - Joke 
.....well they are powered my something other than logic
