A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to lookmore closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looksaround nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident andprays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir , what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to poop yourself when I tell you the price.
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Reggie
Real Racers Don't Street Race
PERIOD.......
'88 LX Hatch With A Little Of This & A Little Of That...... 10.39 @128 MPH Soon to be faster....
there was a man shopping for an engagement ring for his soon to be fiancee so he walks up to the counter and says " i want the biggest and most beautiful ring in this place for my girl!" the salesman smiles and brings over a HUGE diamond, the man says THATS PERFECT! how much is it, so he tells him the price and without even considering he says ehh do you got anything a little cheaper? The salesman brings another ring, and the same thing happens over and over about 5 times because the man doesnt want to pay alot, so the salesman brings over 1 more ring and says heres a great one! the man thinks then says " no i dont think so ........ whats the cheapest thing in this whole store?" so the salesman comes back with a mirror and sets it in front of him and pleasantly smiles!
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*1994 Mustang GT Laser Red w/ White Stripes -
GT40P heads, Cobra Upper & Lower Intake w/ 1/2 Spacer, Ford Racing Ceramic Coated Shorties, 2.25" Exhaust No cats, Flowmaster 40s, 3.5" Stainless Steel Tips, Ford Racing 3.73's, K&N CAI, EdelBrock Chrome Valve Covers, 17" Silver Cobra R rims, Brembo Rotors, 94' Cobra Calipers!
*1982 GMC High Sierra6.2l Diesel 4X4-
Custom CAI, Custom 4" Stainless Steel Stacks, 4:56 Posi, Dana 44 F, Dana 70 R, 15" Bullethole Rims, 33" BFG's, A.K.A BigRED
my girl said untill she sees a ring on her finger, she wasent going to be ok with me working on my car multiple times a week
so for x ams i hinted and hinted and hinted to a ring.....
hinted heavy....
went to walkmart got one out of the 50 cent machine ( ended up paying $1.50 because i couldent fgiver her chineese handcuffs or a minitature NFL helmet )
put it in my moms ring box....wrapped it up.
i worked on my car all week long, not one complaint....boy was she P.O.
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i have yet to find some one else who when changing their oil ( every 2000 miles or when they get bored ) details the under side of their car.
X-C April 2010,Internals April 2011, or blown engine, witch ever comes first.
The transformation has begun!
Are diamonds really a girls best friend? 
