 The Half Wit - JOKE
The half-wit
A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan.
The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was
not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview
him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,'
demanded the agent.
'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me
for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The
cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free
room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18
hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes
about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a
bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my
wife occasionally.'
'That's the guy I want to talk to ... the half-wit,' says the
agent.
'That would be me,' replied the farmer.
__________________ I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
I have to start acting sensibly .............................................. Tomorrow ! | 
