 The Wal Mart Attendant
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been
instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'H*ll no, they ain't
twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the h*ll would
you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't
believe you got Lucky twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping
at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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