 The Blonde Rower~joke
One day mrs. patterson was driving down the interstate when she got to a stretch of interstate with big empty wheat fields on either side. as she drives by she notices a young blonde lady out in the middle of one of the fields in row boat, just ROWING and rowing away, of course, not gaining any ground. Seeing this, Mrs. Patterson SLAMS on the brakes and pulls over. she stomps out of the car, rushes to the side of the wheat field and screams at the top of her lungs "HEY YOU, WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING? I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE LIKE YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT, ITS BLONDE'S LIKE YOU THAT GIVES BLONDES LIKE ME A BAD NAME! I TELL YOU WHAT, IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SWIM ON OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!"
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