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Old 02-21-2009   #1 (permalink)
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Default Sorry Gals It's A Blonde Joke Yet Again

ANOTHER BLONDE JOKE
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A Blonde comes up with a big win on the lottery and upon receipt of the cash decides to have a good vacation and opt's for a cruise.

After one particularly satisfying night on board wowing beau's with her looks and figure she gets to her suite and decides on a special treat to round off the night.

She decides to have a bath in warm milk as she has always wondered what it would really be like.

She rings the night steward and asks him to send several gallons of hot milk her suite so she can luxuriate in a fantasy bath session.

"Pasteurised ?" enquires the steward.

"No up to my boobs will do" says the blonde
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LOL but it's kinda awful 'cause I can't really repeat this one...to most people. Thanks
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Thats a good one,lol!!!!
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Not bad but I had to make a small edit. (SORRY)
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good one Ric.....
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OK, that one got a belly laugh.
Now, I gotta go tell my wife...
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