 The Economy Is So Bad...
How Bad Is it......
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Jewish women are marrying for love.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren'tpaying their taxes.
Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizerand Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children'snames.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
Motel Six won't leave the light on. (Now, this is serious)
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Hey,neat...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear
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haha good list
