 A driver's observation
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right
in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder
to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his
window and flipped the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway so if you just look
at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means I pass a new car something like
every 40 feet per lane.
That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be
982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. !
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper
to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars
I pass every day.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females,
that's 18,000.
In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the
worst day of their period. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as Dissatisfying
or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22%
of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.
That's 98.
34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association 5% of all females Carry
weapons and this number is increasing.
This means, that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that
has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously
considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her period,
and is armed.
Flip one off? I think not.
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