 The Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that
you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball
bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head,
and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
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