[RLG34750]

Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of Love:

The 1st kind of Love is called: Smurf Love. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have relations until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of Love is called: Kitchen Love. * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have relations anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of Love is called: Bedroom Love. * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine ,and you usually have relations only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of Love is called: Hallway Love * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind ofLove is called: Religious Love. * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Love.* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least, The 7thkind of Love is called: Social Security Love. * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.


WHAT STAGE ARE YOU ARE IN ...

[05horse]

lmao... good one RE double G

[jim293]

Very good Reggie.

[Ric66fb]

Currently getting courtroom sex, tho I'm not really complaining other than it's taking too damn long !!