 Think Twice First - JOKE
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realised I
desperately needed to fart. The music was really,
really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
__________________ I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
I have to start acting sensibly .............................................. Tomorrow ! | 
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