I was bored a couple months ago and i wrote this poem out of boredom. Yes I wrote it lol.... i hope you guys like it!
Listen to this song you’re about to learn a thing About my Honda civic and its 6 foot wing No one steps to me when Im at a red light They know that there car wouldn’t put up a fight
When my rpm’s reach 5 or 6gs You better try not to buckle your knees Cause the VTEK kicks in and youll be blown back But don’t hit your arm on my nitrous pressure tach
You better have ear plugs to hear over my exhaust That fart cannon was a deal…10 bucks was the cost I pulled up at a redlight just the other day And a mustang moved over to get out of my way
I put my car in park and I revved the civic mean But I still was in park when the light turned green If I had been in drive he would have lost for sure I mean I get 200 horsepower with my lambo doors
I just got back from pep boys…bought some blue head lights Now ill illuminate the streets when im racing at night I buy all my parts at pep boys, I try to be thrifty Last week I got a speedo that goes up to 250
Me and my friend are building a spoiler made of cork Its so light it will add at least 90 lbs of torque When I roll past the muscle cars their drivers will brake When they see my new hood scoop, they cant tell that its fake
My Friday nights consist of riding round town Looking for some stupid chumps to mow down If someone wont race me and I don’t know why Ill just step on the gas for a ricer fly by
All the kids at school wish they had my car Some have civics but not type R Race me on the streets I don’t go to the track Last time I was there they laughed at my VTAK
My next mod will be some pink Asian letters They will make my pink seat covers look even better My girlfriend loves my seats they are comfy and nice Only stupid people say my car is rice
2007 Satin silver 4.0-"Sadie"- Dual Pypes Violators, JLT CAI and 93 bama race tune, motive 4.10 gears and FRPP T Lok BEST E.T.- 14.485 AT 94.1
1985 Regatta Blue 'vert 5.0 LX-"Sally" 87 5.0 motor, Holley 600 4bbl carb, edelbrock high rise intake, MSD ignition, 1.7 Roller Rockers, underdrive pulleys, A/C and smog delete,BBK O/R H-pipe, flowmaster American thunders. transformed from a 3.8 to a 5.0!
i found another one just now that i also wrote a while back i dnt think its as good as the first but maybe some of you will like it....
This song is dedicated to my fast and furious boys Who roll around in CRVs and civic hatchback toys These are my people, yes we run the streets You might see us at WalMart at our import meets
My car moves faster than bullets from a gun Just the other day I smoked an LS1 It happened on my way home from the nurse After I hit the guy behind me when I launched in reverse
I just ordered a set of lambo doors That fit all kinds of v8-4s Im gunna make a hood scoop tomorrow at wood shop That should add enough horsepower to out run the cops
My girlfriend really likes my orange glow gauge Just go to JCWhitney they’re on the 5th page I installed my wing just the other day It just lets all the cars know to get out of my way
I bet you would love the sound when I turn the key Starting up my 4 cylinder rotary I got an automatic so I don’t have to shift Cuz my car’s not built for drag, only for drift
Ive never lost a race in my entire life Except for the man in the big rig with his children and his wife I once beat a ford corvette with a turbocharger chip That piece of American crap was nothing for my whip
I was getting some new tires so I thought the old ones would burn But I pushed the gas and brake but only the front ones turned So I better take it to the shop so they can look in Cuz on all the youtube videos, the back wheels spin
I want to do some new mods so im saving every dime Maybe ill even get those seat covers in the color of lime I also want 2 exhaust pipes like all those cool cars With those and my wing I could probably fly to the stars
I broke my dads car and to fix it costs too much How was I supposed to know you had to use the clutch Its not my fault for goodness sake I really just thought it was a back up brake
I was getting some new tires so I thought the old ones would burn
But I pushed the gas and brake but only the front ones turned So I better take it to the shop so they can look in Cuz on all the youtube videos, the back wheels spin
I blew Dr Pepper outa my nose readin' this one.
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Bone Stock '07 GT 4.6, Redfire w/ parchment leather, Automatic.
If it looks right, it is right, and I decide if it looks right. Paraphrasing Sir Sydney Camm (of Hawker aircraft IIRC)
05 V6, 5 speed manuel, silver with black pinstripe, black rear and quarter window louvers, tail and headlight black outs, CAI, superchips tuner, true dual exhaust w/flowmasters, underdrive pulley, aluminum driveshaft, t-loc diff, michelin pilot sport tires, 18" black 10 spokes, polished aluminum pistol grip shifter, and still slow.
Awesome !!..Reading this at work on a Friday afternoon, near the cable company's office. Parking lot filled with Ricers speeding in to pay their bills. Fart cannons firing !
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2005 V6
"Life is not always fair but it's always good... behind the wheel of America's Sportscar, the Mustang."
Ricer Poem I Wrote 
I was getting some new tires so I thought the old ones would burn
