let me try this one...this lady walks to work every morning on her way to work she has to past thru this pet store .,well in this particular store is this parakeet ...the parakeet calls her ugly every morning on her way to work so the lady is getting a little upset with the bird so she goes inside the store and ask for the manager and explain her situacion with the bird.,the manager tells her dont worry this wont happen again...so the lady goes on vacation for 1 week comes back ready for work here she comes walking down the sidewalk getting close to the pet shop so she stops right in front of the glass display she look at the parakeet the parakeet looks at her then turns around looks at the manager turns around again and looks at her and tells her in low voice...well you know i dont have to say it!!.......who s next......
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jlt cai ,bbk spacer tb, ford racing under drive pulleys, jba tune headers, pacesetter h pipes, ford racing axle back mufflers, hurts short shifter, center force dual friction clutch,sct tune at 93 race octane, 2 heat colder plugs, zex 175 shot of spray., got it set up at 100 shot for now., doing 425 at the crank and 383rwhp 430lbs tq...4.10 gears , nice cam coming soon!!
A cocky US Department of Agriculture inspector drove up in a fancy white truck and told the farmer "I need to inspect your farm." The farmer reluctantly but confidently said, "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The inspector said, "Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any agricultural land. No questions asked, and no questions answered. Have I made myself clear?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. Some half an hour later, the farmer heard loud screams for help and looked up to see the inspector running for the fence pursued by his prize bull, which was gaining with every step. The farmer immediately put down his feed buckets, ran to the fence and shouted out, "Your card! Your card! Show him your card!"
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Black 2006 GT T-2 Torsen Diff, 3.73 gears, FRPP 90MM CAI, SCT X-Cal 3 tuner/ Speed Inc. dyno tune, FRPP catbacks, Steeda Triaxe w/ Hurst stick and T handle, SVT strut mounts, FRPP strut brace, Steeda UDP, JBA long tube headers, JBA O/R H-pipe, CHE LCAs, CHE anti-squat brackets, Steeda adj. UCA, FRPP blue valve covers
304 rwph, 322 rwtq
1968 Convertible PROJECT candy apple red 289 2V (swapped to edelbrock 600 cfm performer and performer intake manifold with a mild cam)
jlt cai ,bbk spacer tb, ford racing under drive pulleys, jba tune headers, pacesetter h pipes, ford racing axle back mufflers, hurts short shifter, center force dual friction clutch,sct tune at 93 race octane, 2 heat colder plugs, zex 175 shot of spray., got it set up at 100 shot for now., doing 425 at the crank and 383rwhp 430lbs tq...4.10 gears , nice cam coming soon!!
anyone with a good joke lets hear it! 
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