Here are some jokes about Chevy's, all in good humor. After all, this is a Ford site.
Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords
Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.
Chevrolet made walkin' a pleasure!
Speed Limit 30, Chevys do your best!
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
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2002 Mustang GT auto: SLP LM1, 8" shorty antenna, grille delete, coin delete, Cervini front bumper, SCT SF3 93 octane, JLT RAI, Professional Products 75mm TB and Plenum, FRPP 4.10, 10.5x17 DD Bullits, Nitto 555R's
1/4 in 13.828 @ 99.13 "American muscle needs a healthy diet of Foreign rice."
03 MUSTANG GT,4R75W KENNE BELL 2.1 S/C NON-INTERCOOLED 6PSI
36LB INJECTORS,MONO CHIP,AUTOLITE 103s
BOOST-A-PUMP,SLP LOUDMOUTH CAT-BACK
TRICKFLOW 70MM THROTTLE BODY
STOCK AIR INTAKE WITH K&N DROP IN
FORD RACING 3.73 GEARS
Pretty funny, but remember what Toyota guys say what ford stands for. I love it when Toyota guys say American made vehicles don't last; I just bring up the multiple GM vehicles in my family that are going on over 200,000 miles. I'm about the only one in my family who drives a ford!!!
God's Mechanical Curse
Getting Mostly Crap
GM Made Crap
Generally Makes Clouds
Garage Man's Companion
Generic Motors Corporation
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Greatest Mistake Created
Great Mountain of Crap
Greasy Messy Contraption
Gay Man's Chevy
Generically Made Chevrolet
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03 MUSTANG GT,4R75W KENNE BELL 2.1 S/C NON-INTERCOOLED 6PSI
36LB INJECTORS,MONO CHIP,AUTOLITE 103s
BOOST-A-PUMP,SLP LOUDMOUTH CAT-BACK
TRICKFLOW 70MM THROTTLE BODY
STOCK AIR INTAKE WITH K&N DROP IN
FORD RACING 3.73 GEARS
Whats funny bout that is I have a friend that drives Chevy trucks for his business. Me and another guy always picks on him because for real his truck brakes down all the time.
^^ Funny, my dad drives a GMC for his business and after 240,000 miles it has yet to break down. I few creaks and all, but nothing serious. But, these sayings are pretty funny I have to admit. Anyone have any good toyota sayings?
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