[Ric66fb]

KIDS ............ Ya just gotta love 'em !!!



From a Scottish Teacher.

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'No!'. By now I was starting to smile.

'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'


Again, they all answered 'No!'. I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven?'


A six year-old boy shouted out 'YUV GOTTA BE ******* DEAD..........'

[JudisStang]

Did you send me that? I got that this week, thought it was funny!!! Nice post Ric!

[jim293]

LOL good one but I could hardly read it.

[Jakester542]

Lmao, that was good

[Ric66fb]

Yes Judi I mailed it to you, And Jim that's old age creeping up on ya !!! Baaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!