i want to hear some bad pick up lines that you have actually used and the result from them.
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05 V6, 5 speed manuel, silver with black pinstripe, black rear and quarter window louvers, tail and headlight black outs, CAI, superchips tuner, true dual exhaust w/flowmasters, underdrive pulley, aluminum driveshaft, t-loc diff, michelin pilot sport tires, 18" black 10 spokes, polished aluminum pistol grip shifter, and still slow.
Last edited by JudisStang; 08-11-2009 at 08:54 AM.
Reason: Thread cleanup - please keep these clean!
the one from anger management.... " its hard for me to express my self when im on the verge of exploding in my pants." PS in the movie it worked
remember UFO pants back in 1999,2000? well.....
"are thos UFO pants cuz your @$& is out of this world."
GUY: did it hurt?
Lady: did what hurt?
Guy: when you fell from the sky, cuz you must be an angel
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Present- (sleeping) Repainted, Xenon scoops, graphics.Gt cut offs with H-pipe, 35th Edition Gt wheels. A chevy Blazer is getting me through winter Future- t-lock and tuner, possiable 4:10 gears.
I tried the "Did it hurt?" pickup line once, as a joke.
I walked up to a bar to order a drink, smacked into a barstool and almost fell to the ground(arms slpayed on the bar to keep from falling). The hot girl next to me laughed almost as hard a s I did, so I figured I'd made an ass of myself already, no harm in looking dumber..
So I say,"Did it hurt?" And she's laughing and says'"Did what hurt?"
"..When you fell from heaven!"
..And she says,"A little, but that was Millenia ago". I thought, Hey wow, a girl who uses big words, in a bar. Then I realized what she meant...
"Hi, I carry a gun and handcuffs for a living.........what do you do?"- It's been good on more than a few occasions for getting the conversation started.
"I don't want to sit here & buy you drinks all night & then go home alone, I'm interested in two consenting adults meeting one another's sexual needs. If you're not into that, then it was nice to meet you & I'll be on my way."- has actually worked, there are just as many women out there as men that are interested in one thing.
"Correct me if I'm wrong but you just look like a gal that enjoys getting her hair pulled."- still waiting for the right opportunity to use this one & have to be prepared for the slap that may follow.
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2007 Redfire GT, "Scarlett"- it's got stuff. "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”- Edmond Burke
holy crap thats funny. my friend once yelled,"hey baby, why dont you show me that fat ass". thats the way to go if you are into getting slapped
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Last edited by JudisStang; 08-14-2009 at 08:04 PM.
OK ......................
Here is one that never ever failed to work .....................
Straight and to the point........................
"Wanna come to the backstage party after the concert?"
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