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Old 08-14-2009   #1 (permalink)
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There is knock at the door. Old guy comes up to answer. Opens the door, looks around and doesn't see anything. Finally he looks down and there is a snail sitting there. So he kicks the snail as hard as he can. One year later, there is a knock at the door. The old guy opens the door and doesn't see anything. He looks down and the same snail is there. The snail looks up at the old guy and says what the heck was that all about?
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lol



john kerry walks in to a stable and the horse says, why the long face?
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john kerry walks in to a stable and the horse says, why the long face?
That was great too, good jokes.
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Well the both of those are not to bad I guess.
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the first one is good for everyone!


the secont ehh 16+?



i think most ppl forgot bout JK
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That was a good one.
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Holy crud, that was hilarious 05, im gonna be thinking of JK all day now! lol, we use to have a girl in Job Corp that we use to call horse face because her teeth were like, throwing up gang signs! I know its mean but i was a cruel child! Im better now!
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