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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Baptist Church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.**

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."**

The pastor asked, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"**

The old lady replied, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful! What does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The little old lady said proudly, "In Nevada . He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno
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I want to be a veterinarian.
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That is awesome!
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