 2 nice joke from middle east
An Egyptian Interview
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name?
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: Sex?
Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?
Taha (yelling): what do u sink?
Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind.....male. ...
Taha: No.. I like female
Reporte r: How do u find life here in Egypt ?
Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter : Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food
Reporter: DO YOU WORK?
Taha: Yas, when I am not buzy..
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt ?
Taha : Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did za circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go....u cant come back!!!
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?
Taha: I do not undurztand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?
Taha : Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha : No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend I know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home.. you will go to brizon
Reporter : let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me? ....Not a lot…..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?
Reporter: Then where does all the money go?
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?
Taha : Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?
Taha: What duz zat mean?
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: Who, Mubarak?
Reporter: yes
Taha (nervously) : I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him?
Taha : Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha : But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years?
Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed an d Amira..and……….
Reporter: No, I meant Mubarak.
Taha: He also marry… and have…
Reporter (interrupting) : No, I meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha : ok ok…. Zanks a lot.
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A British, an American and a Gazan died and all went to hell
The British said:
I miss England ; I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???
The devil goes five million dollars...
Five million dollars!!!
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to call the United States , I want to see how everybody is doing too....
He called! and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he said: well, devil
How much do I owe you! For the phone call????
The devil goes ten million dollars...
Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his Chair...
The Gazan
was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and Screaming, I want to call gaza too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Gaza
And he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking....
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call????
The devil goes:
One dollar...
ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The devil goes: yes, well………... From hell to hell,
it's local!!!! | 
