[Ric66fb]

A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed

Was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an

Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the

Envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

'Dear, Mum.

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

Elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

With Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I

Knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's, tattoos,

Her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the

Woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children..

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really

Hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with

The other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS,

So Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

Many grandchildren.


Love, your son, Nicholas.

"P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than

The school report that's on my desk"

I love you!

[DeathMagnet]

THAT IS SO FUNNY! I might have to do that to my mom....

[Nagakilo]

That is absolutely awesome.

[jim293]

I love that one Ric

[SilverBullet07]

i SOOOOO wished i could have thought of this when i was in high school!!

very funny

[JudisStang]

lolol ~ what a great idea!!!