well since there is a lot of other grade school humor here I thought I would add one of my personal favorites.
2 hungry rednecks decided to sneak into a henhouse and steal some eggs. they climbed the fence and quietly snuck into the henhouse. at first they checked all the lower nests but they were all empty so they tried to check the upper nests but they could not see into the nests. jethro offered to lift bubba on his shoulders so he could see into the nests. they began checking the nests again and after a short time there was a loud cluck cluck cluck from the hen and bubba started laughing uncotrollably. jethro said what the heck is wrong with you bubba. Bubba then replied I just got to thinking, if I hadn't had my mouth open that dang chicken would have crapped all over my face.
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