[danz65stang]

#94 your eating dinner and you hear your neighbors working on his camaro so you get up and go outside just to start your mustang to let him know he dont have half of what you have.
#95 you leave the quick car wash and tap the gas on exit just to make the rear slip around the corner
#96 you got caught laying rubber an now parked in some strangers yard at 11pm behind his rusty 1984 E250 hoping to see flashing lights keep going down the road

[kengt2003]

81-you drive in a zig zag fashion down the road to miss all pot holes, man hole covers and bumps.
82- you cringe when the wife borrows your pony and remind her not to hit any bumps, pot holes or man hole covers.
83-you never are a passenger in your pony unless clinically dead

[Mustang Dave]

#97 - When you start the motor, and say 'giddyup', or 'lets' ride'!

[mikeinta]

#98 When your wife says she's going to the barn to feed her horse you feel compelled to go to the gas station and feed YOUR horse.

[mustamike]

# ? - when your car is in storage for winter, the feeling (sadness, anxiousness, etc) is comparable to being deprived of sex

[01 Mustang Gt]

-When ur girlfriend gets mad-scared because u would rather have a calander of mustangs than women one

[JCLINTB]

- can't stand the limp noodle feel of the stock shifter

- know what a IACV is, how to clean it, and how to do it in under 10 mins.

- are happy with your current 'stang but it never seems as good as your last one, yet you still dream about your next one

[jjjferro]

- Rush home on a nice day to wash n wax her

[Dendro_4.6]

*** You wipe your azz with a Bow-tie***

*** You have spent 2 days looking to see if they make an aftermarket part so you don't have to buy it direct from Ford***

*** You know that an off-road pipe isn't for a 4x4***

[jjjferro]

- open a credit card just for mods

[mustamike]

everytime you're in a friends car the people around you inform you that they see a mustang because they know you will want to check it out

[TeeBee9320]

-When your driving with friends in the rain they always ask you to fish tail around corners
-you have more cleaning supplies stashed in your car or garage than your local automotive parts store

[Tony98GT]

i love this!!!! lol

[v6stang3215]

Just printed this off and put it up in my room. This is so funny! and all very true

[Dendro_4.6]

- You laugh everytime you see a ricer (or wanna be) with a coffee can on the back of there exhaust, and they think they have a race car...lol

- You put you hands over your face and think "WHY WHY WHY" when you see a V-6 Mustang with a chrome gas cap cover, a chrome set of fender covers, chrome windshield wipers, chrome door handles, chrome door protectors, and 14" rims that stick out 6" past the wheel wells.... OMG WHY!!!!!!!