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Old 11-01-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Hello. Yup. Two 40 ounce beers that he used to wash down a fist full of pills.
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drink all you want as long as you don`t try driveing a car !
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OMG.....That was freaking funny
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I have seen that one before. Man that had to hurt.
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Oh, that gotta hurt.
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Ouch! Even as tranqualized as the man was, he felt that pavement with his noggin, and it was HARD!
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oww what the hell did the cop need a tape line for, the line in the parking lot seemed straight enough.
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Who cares? It made for an awesome video.
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But officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Oh my... that boy was seriously hammered, that had to leave some additional brain damage... shame he was driving and glad he was caught.
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That's great..How do these police dashboard videos make there way to the INTERNET? Anyway I'm glad they do.
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But officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Hahahahah a guy I work with says that to his supervisor.

"See, I'm not a think as you dumb I am"


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dang,that had to hurt,but it was funny!
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