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Old 04-01-2009   #1 (permalink)
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ok so this past weekend i was going to my friends house and i happened to drive by a "car meet" in a parking lot(ricers) and i pulled in to see if there were any nice muscle cars there(none) and i see my ex gf there...i was kind of confues but i decied to go say hi and right when i get up to her this guy comes up and hugs her from behind which is all good cause we broke up almost 8 months ago. we started talking and she is telling me about her new bf blah blah blah and he buts in and asks if im driving the stang and with a grin on my face i say yeah why? he asks if i will race him he hasnt beaten a stang in a while...now of course i can not resist this great oppertunaty. my ex is telling him that ive got some work done and its not going to be easy but im sure he felt like he had to prove to his girl he was better than me..so we line up, i smoke the tires till second and take off like a bat outta hell and pass him by 3 at around 70 then hit 4th and let off cause he his behind by what looks like 3 cars. we go again this time im right on with the launch and i was gone out in front by at least 5 and shut down in 4th at around 90. the look on his face was priceless and i got to go out that night with a good laugh and a huge smile on my face.

today i got a call from her asking why i raced him? i knew i was going to smash him and that it was unnnessary. i asked why he felt like he had to challenge me? apparentley he new bf is a total idiot and has a few bolt ons on his honda civic. he took off the muffler "cause it makes it sound fatser" thats what he told her lmao wtf?? he has a cai,better fuel rain and sticky tires and upgraded brakes and suspension. ohhh and V-Tec!!!! lmao it
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LMFAO ......slowbra FTW
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LMFAO ......slowbra FTW
slowbra.....? what do you mean?
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Great kill man! congratulations....
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That is a great kill. Congratulations.
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ya great kill...im surprised she didnt talk crap about your car lol smart girl
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ya great kill...im surprised she didnt talk crap about your car lol smart girl
shes has be with me on plenty of ocasions to see what my car can do
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haha great kill man I wish i could have seen the look on his face
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Nice I like that one.
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its always nice to beat the new idiot boyfriend one way or another lol
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that my friend,by far,is the best kill story ive read to this day.
V-TEC=Very Torquless Economy Car!!!Always remember these wise words that were passed on to me...
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haha, silly honda civic, racing is for REAL cars.
wtf are you talking about slowbra btw, cobras are amazing machines, i plan to own one one day, 04 SVT cobra baby!!
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Good story. Nothing like spanking your ex girls new boy friend.
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wow and the storie keeps getting better, she called me last night at like 1am crying and i asked if she was ok and she told me him and his friend got arrested for racing in a wal-mart parking lot?? i couldnt believe it! and she wanted to borrow 300 to bail him out? are you kidding? i told he i couldnt help but im sorry. this guy is around 20 or so and is still acting like a 16 yr old boy who just got his liscens

oh yeah and i plan on getting my 03 black cobra coupe as soon as im out of school! thats my baby!
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money to bail her boyfriend out of jail for being a ricer? sorry, but if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

ricer, it isn't just the way the car looks. it is also an attitude.
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