i guess the kill i scored today proves that theres a fool born every minute.
i was out running some errands this afternoon, just driving around enjoying the weather, cruising down an access road and some jerk in a landrover just decides to pull out and cut me off and decides to slow poke it. ok, whatever; not a big deal. (i know nothin about landrovers, so aside from the fact that it said 4x4 on the back and that the thing looked newer i have no clue what year/make/ect it was)
with the jerk still in front of me we get a green light to go thru the intersection that i need to turn right at. i go to make my turn (with my blinker on btw) and all the sudden mr landrover slams on his brakes in the middle of the intersection and decides he wants to turn right; jerk cuts me off again. i am not pleased at this point.
so at the next light i get in the left turn lane and of course the jerk is still infront of me, also waiting to go left. arg. at least we're turning onto a 3 lane highway so i can just go around him.
wishfull thinking on my part. when we get the turn arrow the freakin jerk is going 5 mph thru the freakin turn! so the second he gets on the highway i go to pass him on the right (had to, he was all the way left) he moves over. so i go over again, so does he. i jam on the gas and shoot around him using the turn only lane. THEN i notice that i'm in a turn only and i swear to god i din have another choice because cars were stacked up behind him, but i cut him off and went into the fast lane and we both caught the red, with him behind me in the left lane now. so i'm finally happy cuz now i can just freakin get home but i see the turd landrover behind me giving me the finger. GRRRRR light goes green and i lay on the gas and zoom off. looked back, im a whole (highway) light ahead, he looks like he barely moved. score!
buuut. next red i catch he pulls up next to me and starts cussin and revvin, so i give him the nod and a thumbs up. light goes green, i smoke him hardcore AGAIN. next light i catch....you guessed it. mr landrover. next to me. revvin his engine. what the crap! some people dont learn. i give a nod and a thumb and smoke him A-G-A-I-N !!!! i outpaced him so bad it took him 5 min to catch up with me and i was only doin 60-ish.
screw this, my turnoff was comming up anyways so i just turned offa the highway and went home. what. a. tard. he was good for a few laughs tho.
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You mean to tell me that you beat someone while you were driving a regular 2.3 liter Mustang? 2.3 liter non SVO Mustangs are SLOW. That guy must not have been trying to race you or he had a 1.6 liter Honda motor in his SUV. Probably didn't care that he 'got beat'. Some idiots aren't trying to race. They're just mindless people who somehow were able to obtain a driver's license.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything because I own a 2.3 liter, too, but I just can't see even trying to outrun a turtle with that car. Even when ricers mess with me, I don't bother if I'm driving it. I let them go on their merry little farting way.
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At the light, rather than revving and racing away, I would have calmly gotten outta the car and politely asked him "what is your major malfunction numb nuts?"
My question is: How do they get a license in the first place? Do they "act" like their a good driver, then when everything is processed start "acting" like a douche? Maybe it's time for the license bureau to get their brains examined...
You mean to tell me that you beat someone while you were driving a regular 2.3 liter Mustang? 2.3 liter non SVO Mustangs are SLOW. That guy must not have been trying to race you or he had a 1.6 liter Honda motor in his SUV. Probably didn't care that he 'got beat'. Some idiots aren't trying to race. They're just mindless people who somehow were able to obtain a driver's license.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything because I own a 2.3 liter, too, but I just can't see even trying to outrun a turtle with that car. Even when ricers mess with me, I don't bother if I'm driving it. I let them go on their merry little farting way.
I was indeed driving a regular 2.3L. but yeah, i know that by mustang standards my car is slow. but i do know how to drive the crap outta it lol.
i have not a clue what was with mr landrover, ie whether he really was tryin ta race me or not. but whatever his deal i had some fun just havin an excuse to floor it. the few races that i've done have been purely for my own personal enjoyment, and ok, i'll be honest, my need for speed.
and yes indeed, some people are mindlessly stupid. that is why the zombies will eat them first.
At the light, rather than revving and racing away, I would have calmly gotten outta the car and politely asked him "what is your major malfunction numb nuts?"
thats freakin hilarious, but i dont think i could say it with a straight face. i'd probably crack up before i even undid my seatbelt.
The funny thing is that they all have to take a written test to get their license, i think someone is cheating on a certain written test...
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Killed a jerk who had it comming. 
people just can't drive these days...some of them just need a little 
no offence taken at all 
