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Old 05-05-2006   #16 (permalink)
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well then!!!!

have some of THIS!!!!!
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Back atcha:.......................

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Jeb relax brother I was messing around. Funny pics man
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Hey, no problem....

I guess life is hard when you're stuck in bed all day....

It could get frustrating...
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that pic is hott!!! I wish I could be that big
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You guys are funny as hell
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You guys made my pumpkin feel bad.
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That's one priceless pumpkin....hope you don't mind JetBlack,but I'm stealin' that one for next Halloween...LMFAO!!!!!:thumbsup
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This site just crcks me up
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Well then, crack up to this!!!!!
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That's one priceless pumpkin....hope you don't mind JetBlack,but I'm stealin' that one for next Halloween...LMFAO!!!!!:thumbsup
When I saw that one, I died! The eyes are so perfect. I think the caption was "When pumpkins drink too much".

This is one from my Mom. Called "How to save money at Christmas"

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Too freaking funny...man, that pumpkin never gets old...cracks me up every time Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
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hehe, he's one for YOU!!!!!!
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dude seriosuly where the hell do you find these funny ass pics????
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Just go to yahoo, click on IMAGES on the search bar, then type in your search (ricer, retard, funny pics, etc.). Here's one search title MORON:

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