So I was driving down the street in AZ with elvis in my passenger seat when I come up against the beefiest pinto I have ever seen. The guy driving the pinto was a 5 foot tall 300 lb guy with a receeding hair line. He looks at me and does the meet the parents thing with his fingers. I look up into the rear view mirror and james dean who was obviously sitting in my back seat of my mustang gives me look to go for it. I look over at elvis who tells me that the pinto is going to smoke my ass. The light turns green and I punch it. The pinto is keeping up with me, when I push the button in the center console and a my rocket pack protrudes from my trunk area. (It looks like the acme rocket wylie coyote rides). Long story short I smoke the pinto, but only buy a car length. When we come to the next light the guy in pinto looks over and gives elvis the finger. James Dean flips the **** out and jumps out of the car. He smashed the guys head into his own steering wheel a bunch of times. Elvis still sitting in the passenger seat looks at me and says, that wa a mistake, that guy isnt going to like me when I'm angry. Then elvis gets out of the car turns green and grows ten times in size like the hulk. He pulls the car out of the car and rips him in half like a phonebook. James Dean who is amazed, gets back in the car lights up a cigarette and relaxes. I am already mad at james dean because he drinks the milk out of the carton so I give him a smack for smoking in my car. He looks down and begins to cry. Elvis relaxes gets back into the car and goes to sleep. Great story completely true!!!!
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If you read the "guidelines" this type of post does not belong here.
It should be in the lounge.
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If that's the case is your picture supposed to be here?lol
I have one for you too, smarty pants!!!!
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I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012
I guess humor is lost on some people....maybe you should stick around awhile and learn when you are being pimped, I mean played with!:thumbsup
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I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012
I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012
Well, I have work to do, so i'll leave this last one....
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I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012
This is the best kill story ever!!!! 
