[JetBlack]

On the highway, on the way home from work yesterday, I switched from the radio to the CD. The name of this, home-mixed CD is "Cruise Control! Watch for Acceleration!!!"

Benassi Bros. "I Love My Sex" comes on and I am gradually going faster.

And faster

I pass an Infiniti G3 with nice, chrome duals. He pulls out and follows. Just a little too close for my, already pumping, adrenaline.

I turn the music up.

Slower car in front of me moves over and I see a long stretch of empty highway stretching out before me....

I downshift and ease the pedal down. The G3 is slowly falling behind but definitely following. There's a giant gap in traffic, between me and the cars ahead.... At 100, I quick-shift and hit fourth *hard*.

"Houston, we have achieved escape velocity."

Launch!

The rear bounces down and Mr. G3 is still slowly falling behind. My car makes sounds like an angry animal "RRRRRRRR!!!!"

From fifty yards ahead, I can still see his girlfriend's teeth, in the passenger's seat At about 125 (I'm doing no more than glancing at my gauges, at that speed), it is time to begin slowing for the upcoming traffic.

As we came up on the traffic, we both slowed and I eventually moved over. He slowly came past and looked over. My smile was bigger than his girl's. We waved and he continued on.

As I got to my exit, there was a BMW, in my way so I went to the next one. Oh well, I just have to accelerate back onto the freeway again... I know... darn it all! As I get to the bottom of the offramp, I look in my rearview and see a big, white, truck with red lights on top, exiting behind me. <--- mentally, I an doing that.

Looky, more adrenaline. The bad kind.

I turn left, then left again, to get back on the highway. Guess who follows?

I get off at the next exit and he continues on his way.

"WHEWWWWWW" It's not like I don't deserve to get pulled over for being an idiot...

Thank you God, for looking out for your particularly stupid followers.

I really need to get to the Spokane Raceway Park track so I can let the baby really run. Maybe get this stupidity out of my system! I know my Girlfriend would love to come along She loves it when I go too fast.

Remember the old Infiniti commercials? Trees, clouds, lakes... "Infiniti"

Peeeyooo stupid ads.

In the early 90's I saw a good one.

"Infiniti Q45"

Picture of the car and a very small line stating "345 hp"

"SOLD!!! Now all I need is a whole lot, more money."

[GSRGuy17]

G35 I take it? G35 coupe 6spd is a noice car, for sure.