last night my girlfriend and i were coming back from dinner and we were fighting about something so i was already in a bad mood. i was driving on a 2 lane street and a red mini cooper s comes flying up beside me. he kept punching it and hitting the brakes and siding up next to me. he probably did this for about 10 blocks or so and i was getting really irritated. i was getting on the interstate and hes still right beside me trying to get me to run and i got fed up so i gave it the 40 mph 2nd gear drop. he tried his best but it wasnt long before i had a buslength on him. stupid ricer, he needs to learn toys cant play with the big boys.
last night my girlfriend and i were coming back from dinner and we were fighting about something so i was already in a bad mood. i was driving on a 2 lane street and a red mini cooper s comes flying up beside me. he kept punching it and hitting the brakes and siding up next to me. he probably did this for about 10 blocks or so and i was getting really irritated. i was getting on the interstate and hes still right beside me trying to get me to run and i got fed up so i gave it the 40 mph 2nd gear drop. he tried his best but it wasnt long before i had a buslength on him. stupid ricer, he needs to learn toys cant play with the big boys.
Classic case of "you mess with the bull, you get the horns." Excellent job my stang brother. There is a gentlemen (term used loosely) in my hood with the "austin-powers edition" that keeps screwin' around with me. I have resisted the urge and just ignored his many attempts to engage. (I always seem to have my wife/2yr-old with me when we meet up and NO way any racing whatsoever with either of them in the car with me.... ).
I will now show my age again on this forum with an obscure movie reference (for you ArtDisco).... It is like the movie "Better Off Dead" with John Cusack and the little paper boy on a bicycle who keeps harassing the main character.... "I want my $2.00" LOL.....
Sorry couldn't resist..., I will live vicariously through your experience - great job! I'm sure your mood improved dramatically after having wasted Austin Powers there.....I'm sure there was some "shaggin'" going on with the girlfriend that night after this great job too! Happy (and safe) motoring out there...
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Classic case of "you mess with the bull, you get the horns." Excellent job my stang brother. There is a gentlemen (term used loosely) in my hood with the "austin-powers edition" that keeps screwin' around with me. I have resisted the urge and just ignored his many attempts to engage. (I always seem to have my wife/2yr-old with me when we meet up and NO way any racing whatsoever with either of them in the car with me.... ).
I will now show my age again on this forum with an obscure movie reference (for you ArtDisco).... It is like the movie "Better Off Dead" with John Cusack and the little paper boy on a bicycle who keeps harassing the main character.... "I want my $2.00" LOL.....
Sorry couldn't resist..., I will live vicariously through your experience - great job! I'm sure your mood improved dramatically after having wasted Austin Powers there.....I'm sure there was some "shaggin'" going on with the girlfriend that night after this great job too! Happy (and safe) motoring out there...
dont worry, youll have your chance and i trust you'll stop his limey guts out
She seems so straightlaced too. Then you find her at the club, in the pit, all night. Well, that was ages ago, but still. Worked in Alaska for years. She's got a major case of the cutie-pies. Legs go on forever. Strangers comment on how long her legs are.
National Dean's List, through college. She'll be a nurse (BSN, which is the next step up from RN), in December. Graduating from two universities simultaneously. Intercollegiate School of Nursing, in Spokane and Washington State University, in Pullman, WA. BS from both. She did it in 2 1/2 years. We stayed up half the night, about a year ago, drinking sangria and port and smoking rum-soaked cigars.
She's a character! Bookworm, Star Trek geek, born-again Christian, animal lover and she can be ready to go out in about two minutes. I feel like one of her cats, sometimes. I just watch her to see what she's going to do next!
She once told me every Hebrew name has a line in the Bible associated with it. Lisa and David are one line after the other. What are the odds?
At the risk of getting back to Mini Cooper S kills by off topic minivans...
One Sunday morning in 2005 on the way to church with the wife and kids loaded into the '04 Honda Odyssey minvan, a Mini S with some dude in it pulls up next to me and revs. Light turns green, I punch it and caught him picking his nose. I'm 3 lengths ahead by 30 MPH as he's trying to get some boost. I'm still ahead at 60mph in a 35 zone so I back off as he flies by. The look on his face was precious. It was one of those "why did I buy this brick?" looks as he's slamming his fist on the wheel. 240hp in a minivan beats 168 in a chicken Coop any day. Wish I'd been in the GT.
At the risk of getting back to Mini Cooper S kills by off topic minivans...
One Sunday morning in 2005 on the way to church with the wife and kids loaded into the '04 Honda Odyssey minvan, a Mini S with some dude in it pulls up next to me and revs. Light turns green, I punch it and caught him picking his nose. I'm 3 lengths ahead by 30 MPH as he's trying to get some boost. I'm still ahead at 60mph in a 35 zone so I back off as he flies by. The look on his face was precious. It was one of those "why did I buy this brick?" looks as he's slamming his fist on the wheel. 240hp in a minivan beats 168 in a chicken Coop any day. Wish I'd been in the GT.
You won't catch me racing with a van full of my kids, that is when I have enough to make a van full.
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1/4 in 13.828 @ 99.13 "American muscle needs a healthy diet of Foreign rice."
Austin powers version. I guess those decals give another 50HP of rice burning excuses?
"To the ground" you meant! =)
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i hate minis. it made my day to hear you destroyed him
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mini cooper s kill 
your girlfriend
You won't catch me racing with a van full of my kids, that is when I have enough to make a van full.
