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JEB

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  • Member Info

    Nick Name
    JEB
    Real Name
    Jason
    Occupation
    Network Administrator
    Location
    Vicksburg
    State or Province
    Mississippi
    Country
    United States  
    Interests
    Guitar, drums, Mustangs, shooting, and all things Marine Corps!
    Pet Peeves
    General Motors
    Favorite Saying
    I'm a charter member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!
    My Dream Mustang
    I own it.
    About Me
    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

    Mustang Rides
    2005 Screaming Yellow Mustang GT
  • Engine type and displacement
    4.6l
    Major modifications
    SLP Loudmouths
    Tranny type
    Manual
    Tires
    Street Radials
    Age
    39


    •     Signature
      I Hate GM, deal with it.
      One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
      2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
      Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
      Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012

    Profile Comments

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    1. IansBAJ
      08-31-2010 - permalink
      IansBAJ
      Jeb I love your about me I love Austin Powers!
    2. ModsStang
      12-24-2008 - permalink
      ModsStang

      Merry Christmas to you and yours...
    3. white angel
      12-24-2008 - permalink
      white angel
      Have a Merry Christmas!
    4. ModsStang
      11-25-2008 - permalink
      ModsStang
      Welcome back JEB!
    5. JEB
      11-25-2008 - permalink
      JEB
      I'm back for another run. I'll be calling for harassment banning of Obabma suporters if they raz me about the election. I am not amused by it at all.
    6. white angel
      04-06-2008 - permalink
      white angel
      Hey there, nice to see you again!
    7. JEB
      11-14-2007 - permalink
      JEB
      Hello everyone, I'm going on an AFM hiatus for a while. There are too many things frustrating me about this site to even know where to begin.

      I've been here long enough to see a downward trend in member quality.
      The moderation at times seems exceptional, then, when it comes to certain members, is certainly lax. I also don't like that the lounge has become a subsector of "Move on dot org" and I can do nothing about it. When you try to start a productive thread with sound ideas for the site, you are ridiculed. The people that caused you to create said thread even use it as an opportunity to go off topic, on purpose, and nothing is said about it. Now moderators that were members before have expressed dissatisfaction with those same people, when they were only members, only to make a 180 with their opinions when they become moderators.

      Anyhow, ya'll can all have a blast praising Barack Osama and the Hildebeast. I'll come back when the issues are fixed with an ignore thread button, or more strict moderating.
    8. dr. awkward
      11-11-2007 - permalink
      dr. awkward
      hey man just wanted to let you know i got my mach1 grill,bumper lip, and spoiler pput on. pics soon to follow
    9. dr. awkward
      10-28-2007 - permalink
      dr. awkward
      oh, i apologize for the suspense, haha. The parts i ordered are just a couple of exterior mods. I got the mach1 front bumper lip coming, and i didnt like the honey-comb grill that came on the car so i ordered the floating pony grill. And just for kicks i got the black lettering for the rear bumper so that the mustang letters are black. That way there is no mistake for people with honda's who just passed them, haha.
    10. dr. awkward
      10-24-2007 - permalink
      dr. awkward
      hey sorry i hadn't been on in a while. i just got internet in my barracks room. i've already ordered a couple of new parts for the ride though. wasting no time, haha

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    • Joined: 05-11-2005         Member Id: 21905
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