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Nick Name: JEB
Real Name: Jason
Occupation: Network Administrator
Location: Vicksburg
State or Province: Mississippi
Country: United States
Interests: Guitar, drums, Mustangs, shooting, and all things Marine Corps!
Pet Peeves: General Motors
Favorite Saying: I'm a charter member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy!
My Dream Mustang: I own it.
About Me: The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Mustang Rides: 2005 Screaming Yellow Mustang GT

Engine type and displacement: 4.6l
Major modifications: SLP Loudmouths
Tranny type: Manual
Tires: Street Radials

Age: 35

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I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012

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09-26-2007 - permalink
JudisStang

No need to hold back there JEB... let it all out... I'm thinking about quoting you in my signature line...

"First off, I'm going to say that this thread makes me want to puke."

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09-17-2007 - permalink
JudisStang

Hey JEB, thanks a bunch - you are THE man!

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08-07-2007 - permalink
kenneth

Thanks for the invite, Slidell is a nice place from what I seen
Worked there after Katrina rebuilding the bridge.

Cool pictures in gallery.

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08-05-2007 - permalink
Nicks79

Thanks man! Yours isn 't bad either!

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08-04-2007 - permalink
UrHookUp

Hey bud,
You might want to contact Blue Oval Corral for the position. My last day there was this past Friday. I am now at Goodyear as a Sales Manager - Training Store Manager.

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12-15-2006 - permalink
white angel

Great photo gallery!!

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