[Mr. Ugly]

Haha

[David@MossMuscle]

Loving the results, you guys are funny
KEEP IT UP!

[Mr. Ugly]

Dear Santa Moss,

What I'd like for Christmas is a 10% Holiday sale on performance parts. Especially for the 2010 Mustangs. We can't have the new Camaros and Challengers outrunning us.

I've been good this year. I worked really hard on a top secret special project for Ford Motor Company. I didn't think I could pull it off... I almost gave up several times. But I stuck with it and gave it my all.

I'm sure everybody's seen it by now, so it's finally ok for me to talk about it.

I successfully designed the World's Most Butt Fugly Rear End for the new 2010 Mustang. It's a standard option on all the new cars. Ford calls it the "Insult to Injury" package.

Just think of how those Camaros and Challengers will feel when that's the last thing they see

[a_manifestation]

What would I like under my tree? Simple. A $300 gift card from Moss Mustangs, and a few extra catalogs. One for my car, one for my nightstand, and one for the bathroom. Oh, and a new one for whoever 'borrowed' my last one.

As for what I did this year that was good? I gave my wife the divorce she wanted without fighting and I went and found my 12 year old son that I had never met and took him to a major car show in Moultrie last weekend.

PS - I think the boy likes Mustangs, he was telling everybody at the show about mine.

[FYouGitive]

Originally Posted by a_manifestation

As for what I did this year that was good? I gave my wife the divorce she wanted without fighting and I went and found my 12 year old son that I had never met and took him to a major car show in Moultrie last weekend.

PS - I think the boy likes Mustangs, he was telling everybody at the show about mine.

Excellent! A very fulfilling experience for all.

Good on ye!

[David@MossMuscle]

Just a reminder AFM'ers ONLY 14days left!
Keep them post coming.
We all could use some Moss bucks!!!

[Mr. Ugly]

Dear Santa Moss,

Truth be told, I was actually a little naughty earlier in the year, so I may not be eligible for any nice prizes.

Though, I guess you already know who's been naughty or nice.

I'm willing to suffer the consequences of my actions.

So if you need a place to send all the naughty girls, you have my address.

[fobra559]

I've good up until now, I forgot to flush this morning and my girl called me up at work and yelled at me for leaving her a nice surprise when she walked into the bathroom

[Mr. Ugly]

Originally Posted by Mr. Ugly

So if you need a place to send all the naughty girls, you have my address.

Originally Posted by fobra559

[...] and my girl called me up at work and yelled at me for leaving her a nice surprise when she walked into the bathroom

Well, maybe don't send fobra559's gf though

[fobra559]

Originally Posted by Mr. Ugly

Well, maybe don't send fobra559's gf though

Lol, I know a few naughty girls that I can send your way

[Mr. Ugly]

Haha... cool. Some Cali girls

The shipping will be fast, so you can just poke some air holes in the box

[fobra559]

Originally Posted by Mr. Ugly

Haha... cool. Some Cali girls

The shipping will be fast, so you can just poke some air holes in the box

Yes the shipping will be quick. It's also free

[David@MossMuscle]

ONLY 5 more days guys'! Make sure to get those Santa shootouts and tell us why you deserve the $300 shopping spree this Christmas.
Good luck!

[burnrubber4.0]

id like to add that my dad decided to accidentally back his truck into my car.Luckily his truck is lifted and it ate the ball hitch only. cracked my grille all apart so i really need a new one now. all else is fine though thank goodness. haha i figured there might be more posts on this giveaway. ill go tell some of my buddies and try to get some more comical wish lists. lol

[David@MossMuscle]

i figured there might be more posts on this giveaway. ill go tell some of my buddies and try to get some more comical wish lists

Thanks burnrubber, but have to say, sorry to hear about the ball hitch. I've there before. Someone rear ended my mom and luckly all she felt was the shock and a few scratches on the ball hitch. It was one of those 3 ball sided ones, so you can only imagine what the girl's jetta front bumper looked