Ok so I walk out to my car on my way to work and discover that my right rear tire is flat. Well I have 20 minutes to get to work. Wonderful!!! I call my work and tell them I gotta flat and I'll be a lil late, I'll be there as soon as I can. I find the hole, it was a nail. So I have to make a trip down to Kragen and get a tire repair kit (borrowed my dad's truck). Well I got the tire repair kit and began the process of fixing my tire.
Well I couldn't get the damn reemer in the hole to reem the hole out. I had to push it in as hard as I could with my foot to get it in the damn tire. Well I reemed the hole out to a good size hole. Then I get the patch. I try to insert the patch into the hole. The damn thing won't go in. AHHHHH!!! I again have to push with all my might to get the damn patch to get in the hole. I've never had so much trouble with a tire repair kit in my entire life, and I've had a lot of flat tires. I finally get it patched up. Well my mom hit the damn tire pump. So I gotta wake up my mom and raise hell with her to figure out where the hell she put it. I finally find the tire pump, pump up my tire, and get my merry rear end to work.
I decide to stop by and pick up some donuts for everyone since I was late. If your late or gone at my work, you make everyone work that much harder. Especially because I have a lot of customers that talk to me and me only. Well I get the donuts, but I guess I parked near some mud when I parked my car at the donut shop. I got mud all on the floor mats in my car and I could barely drive cause my feet were so slick. I finally get to work, 45 minutes late. Not too bad. I swear the fun never ends

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I had to vent, and work's still not over.
Edit: And to top it off, I got four hours sleep!!!