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Old 10-13-2009   #1 (permalink)
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well in mustang world we all see some funny and awesome car related signatures, so i figured i'd try and see if you guys have seen funny ones like I have.. Here are some that I found!! some of these might even be YOUR signature!!

-My car is faster than your first sexual experience

-Having a 10 second neon is like coming out of the closet... everyone is shocked at first, but in the end, you're still gay

-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??

-Horsepower is like **** buddies.. you want as many as possible, for as cheap as possible, with very few people knowing how many you actually have

-Nitrous on your car is like a hot chick with STD's.. You wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences

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-If Nissan Motorsports is Nismo.. Wouldn't Honda Motorsports be Homo??
hahahah i loved this one.

i like the one in my sig "its not accident power is measured in horses"
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I'd love to hear some more of these sadly I don't know any, so this is kind of a bump for more attention.
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I like this one

So let me get this straight.. My mountain dew has more liters than your import??

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These are all just jokes, but still, they're funny.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end-to-end, it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend...

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Man who drives like hell bound to get there.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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This one i love......

and is so true......
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lmao i kinda got one on the Nismo point...

Nismo= NEES MO HOSEPOWA!!!

but my personal favorite is the one about nitrous and hot chicks hahaha thats awesome!!

i remember a while back a good one in a thread... "why dont u go back to the garage and tell the guy to plug in the scanner, and diagnose his incompetence" HAHAHAHHAAAAA
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seen another one today.. "Turbo lag is just foreplay"
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HONDA- Hold On, Not Done Accelerating
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or my favorite demotivational poster...

TORQUE- no your honda cant do this
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or my favorite demotivational poster...

TORQUE- no your honda cant do this
along the same line........
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ROFLMFAO!!! dude, Reggie that was just awesome sooo hilarious
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TORQUE- no your honda cant do this
haha i've seen that poster.. the one with the mustang doing a wheelie??
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ya, a 94-98 mustang not sure which tho, but its black and uh just gorgeous all torque'd up and twisted like mmmmm makes my heart melt lmao i really do love that pic, its as if that car is like something you see in cartoons wehre the cars are alive and stand up and walk around but its just pure torque twisting the car right up and standing it on end ohhhh boy
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is that all we have here?? come on people!
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