A film review by SillyRabbit...
Dead Snow is about college kids on a "booze and sex-fueled" trip into the Norwegian Alps. This is misleading, because I think they brought about 4 beers with them, and there wasn't much sex. When there was sex it was pretty nauseating anyway. Anyhow, they f**k up royal and stumble upon a Battallion sized element of Nazi zombies who've been frozen in the mountains since WWII. I know it sounds so good you can't wait to haul ass to Blockbuster (It's a Blockbuster exclusive, and amazingly never debuted in theatres...) but hold on a second and read this, because here's my official review:
Nazis and zombies combined into one film is really hard to beat, even if the entire movie has Norwegian actors and it's subtitled.
The story is the same as all zombie films. Remote location, hot chicks, dips**t guys, a scary dude comes to warn them about evil and they all sit around a table petrified of him, but blow him off anyway.
No t**s. There are almost t**s, and the chick with the t**s is arguably the hottest one, but she gets f**ked up by zombies while returning from the outhouse.
The zombies portrayed aren't typical "American" style zombies. They don't behave like zombies should. They must have a differering perception of what zombies do in Norway. They can be best described as "Evil Undead Nazis," but not true zombies.
There are a lot of snot bubbles, because it's cold.
This film has the highest percentage of snowmobile related zombie deaths of any I've ever seen. The second highest percentage of snowmobile related zombie deaths was in the movie...oh wait...I've never seen another movie in which zombies get wheelied over by snowmobiles.
It also includes a really cool, if not completely original, chainsaw/arm amputation which is later cauterized with gasoline. That's my personal favorite scene.
All told, I give it an A minus. It would get an A+ if there were more than zero t**s, and it didn't take half the damn movie for anything worth a sh*t to happen. The second half is pretty amusing though.
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Best Bad Zombie Movie Ever - Dead Snow 
