...And you are cruising down the road in your Mustang of choice, when suddenly you see a small furry tailed rodent ahead. As you approach, the rodent(squirrel) looks up and eyes you. Then the critter makes a fake left, then a fake right, another fake left, reverses course again with a few hurried steps...all the while you are closing in and thinking the squirrel will break one direction or the other.
No such luck...flat squirrel with tail flapping in the breeze...wife is pissed cause you ran over the poor cute little innocent Gods precious creation...etc. You get the pic. Luckily wife goes for the explanation that you are not about to ditch the pony for a suicidal rodent.
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