Questions that really need answers...
Answers provided by Mustang Mike no charge.
Please feel free to provide your own answers!
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
The type of person who sucks on the end of something and expects something to come out! These people should be highly commended! Not only for their imagination and dedication, but for their willingness to finish the job!
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat
the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
A very, very brave soul...........
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Your frig has a light in it?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
Because he's been disenfranchised and the Leftest Press loves that stuff!
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Refer to disenfranchised dead people in the Democrat's voting Instruction manual.......hehehe....ahem.......
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
They don't? Perhaps I should stop then......? hmmmmm.
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are
going to look up there anyway?
I hate it when my OB-GYN does this!
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both
dogs!
Goofy's a dog? I just thought he was ugly....Whoa!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't
he just buy dinner?
Easy one. When was the last time you saw "Road Runner" on a menu.
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Nuticles?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
almond oil, apricot kernel oil, safflower oil, evening primrose oil, st johnswort oil, lavender, mandarin orange, marjoram, roman chamomile & spikenard (essential oils), d-alpha tocopheryl acetate (vit e), siam benzoin absolute, tocopherol (vit e).
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
I can answer this one........"NO" ....because Democrats have no morality.
THIS IS FUN!
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same
tune?
ALPHABET ~~~~~ALPHA CENTARI ~~~??? DUH!
14. Stop singing and read on..........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
hMmm. thatz a guud kwestion!
(yes, a bit Noobesque, I know / I'm sorry)
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
my dog blows in my face and sticks his tongue up my nostrils, so I guess were even...........
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Yes it does! It establishes an urgency / priorty mode that is programmed in the software of newer elevators.
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
It is oxygen initiated.
19. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address in the first
place?
Never. I do much more damage than this.
AND 20. Is Andy Rooney an irritating Jack-Ass Communist who needs to go away?
Undisputably Yes!
Questions that really need answers... 
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It's different when you're your own boss........
But it is all good. 
