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Old 11-29-2004   #1 (permalink)
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Default The Christmas Angel

One particular Christmas, a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip.

Alas, there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves just weren't producing the toys as fast as the regular ones. Poor Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus announced that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Furthermore, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground scattering the toys everywhere.

Frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

. And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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VERY DIRTY.......but funny.
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very nice....
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Poor Santa guy has a lot of stress just one day out of the year....
That was good, heard it before but it is always good to hear again.

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.........samething happened to a fellow over here last week!
His parachute opened late (better late than never) and he drifted into a wooded area...........
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that's pretty kewl........i would kick the sh*t out of the elves though, hiding the liquor and all..........hotwheels of turborides
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that's pretty kewl........i would kick the sh*t out of the elves though, hiding the liquor and all..........hotwheels of turborides
....it's hard to find good help these days............I had to let an elf-like alcoholic go last week myself.
I came to find out he was making deliveries in my truck with a bottle of Jack Daniels behind the seat!
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