I just thought that it would be fun to share funny stories in the work place. I'll start.
O.K, i work ata grocery store and i see lots of different people. one guy is a bum and he comes in for bottle returns. when he gets enough money he buys a 30 pack of Bulldog beer. one day "Bob" the bum was riding his bike through the parking lot drinking his Bulldog. hhe stopped his bike to get off but didnt put his feet down and the bike fell over. instead of getting up and moving out of the way he started yelling "CALL A MEDIC I DROPPED MY BULLDOG" also i was pushing in carts and i saw him out of the cornor of my eye. i looked over at him and he hid behind a pillar. every few seconds he would pick out from the side of the pillar, look right at me and say "Pika-boo" then hide again.
also, today there was a huge woman at the store. she must have been about 5'4 400 pounds. she was big. she was also wearing a camo tee shirt that says "You don't see me." one of the supervisors looked right at her and said "I can't see you? How the hell is that possible when a blind man with one eye can see you from China?" (it would also help to tell you her purse said SEXY on it) she looked at him and said"I don't aprreciate your comments, SIR!" he responded with " I don't aprreciate your false advertisment, Green Giant"
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
I work as an assistant manager at a fast-food joint...
One day, we had this royally ditzy girl (we'll call her Gladys, because it's hell and gone from her real name) working the drive-through, and a customer ordered a salad. He went on to say he wanted Bleu Cheese (dressing)with that. I kid you not, "Gladys" completely straightfaced said "I'm sorry sir, we don't have blue cheese, our cheese is yellow."
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1976 Ford Mustang II Ghia: 302 with a 600cfm Edelbrock carb, Edelbrock Performer 289 intake, Dynomax Blackjack headers, 2.5" exhaust with Flowmaster Super 44s. RJS 11-gallon fuel cell, C4 tranny, chrome 16" pony wheels, fuzzy dice, brown vinyl half-top, and painted in the tackiest color ever (harvest gold, that's why I call it "The Goldenrod").
Also have a 2003 Dodge Ram (lightly modded daily driver/tow rig/office/dining room/home away from home/workshop... I call it "The Big Blue Dawg".)
I also work at a fast food place. It was a friends last day so we are jsut screwing around and we get the idea to make swords. Anyone at a fastfood place or anywhere with a walk in freezer has to try this. Take some paper towel as long as you want the sword to be you need three pieces all the same length on top of eachother. THen roll it up. Not tight jsut loosly. Then tie a knot in it to make a handle guard thing. Now wet the sword and stick it to the roof of the freezer. Wait a few hours and enjoy. We had a three man sword fight. Ended it when I got a good one in the face and my friend got bagged. still great fun though.
Also it is great fun to tell the new trainee to mop the freezer.. If theya re dumb enough to do it anyway. "My mop keeps sticking" hehe priceless.
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1986 Mustang LX 3.8l- Blown Engine and Sold
1990 Mustang LX 2.3l- Totaled (Rust in peace)
1998 Escort ZX2 2.0l- Totaled (Rust in peace)
2000 Escort ZX2 S/R 2.0l- B&M short throw shifter, Borla Muffler, Iceman Intake, Centerforce Dual Friction clutch, Visteon PCM CWQ3 (Oct 91+), Tokico Struts, Energy suspension bushings, Eibach Lowering Springs. (all from factory)
I still think a post-it note on the bottom of some fool's optical mouse is great.
One time, I put a bunch of large-bubble, bubblewrap under my boss's tire. He didn't know WTF was going on when he ran over it...
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1992 Deep Emerald Green Mustang GT Hatch, 5 speed, 2.73s, Mac fenderwell cold air intake, '93 Cobra MAF, Mac 70mm throttle body & spacer, Explorer intakes, Mac unequal headers & offroad pipe, Magnaflow catback, Walbro 110lph fuel pump, Jet adjustable FPR, MSD Blaster coil, Accel 8mm wires, FRPP aluminum quadrant, UPR firewall adjuster, stock cable, Granatelli upper control arms.
Waiting to go on: Granatelli lower control arms, and GT40 Iron heads!
Funny Work Stories 
