Wife Parks in Driveway (on top of hubby)

**tripleblack** · 08-23-2006

A man who had obviously had a few too many fell asleep in the wrong place, when his wife pulled into their driveway late that night and heard "moaning and cracking noises".

http://enews.earthlink.net/article/g...823-1482408549

I guess he could claim he was changing the oil, when somebody stole the car right from over him...

holly_lowe · 08-23-2006

I don't know how much he did or didn't have to drink but it's pretty bad when you get ran over a car in your own driveway.

Andy Smith · 08-25-2006

I guess that's one way to tell if you have a drinking problem.

**countymounty** · 08-25-2006

Ran over and he only had “abrasions and contusions” WOW

The guy must be a turd, one thing I’ve learned is that you cant kill a turd. Its darn near impossible. Drink driver kills family of five, driver unharmed, meth lab blew up killing kids in residence, the cook who was standing next to the anhydrous ammonia tank when it blew survived. You cant kill a turd…….

JB02GT · 08-25-2006

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Originally Posted by countymounty

Ran over and he only had “abrasions and contusions” WOW

The guy must be a turd, one thing I’ve learned is that you cant kill a turd. Its darn near impossible. Drink driver kills family of five, driver unharmed, meth lab blew up killing kids in residence, the cook who was standing next to the anhydrous ammonia tank when it blew survived. You cant kill a turd…….

I've noticed that, myself. Maybe it's because such individuals often seem to have no soul - they're like zombies (or worse.) You can't kill what's already dead.

Babii C · 11-06-2006

ok I didnt find the article but from what I've read on the other posts it sounds pretty bad.

Babii C · 11-06-2006

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Originally Posted by JB02GT

I've noticed that, myself. Maybe it's because such individuals often seem to have no soul - they're like zombies (or worse.) You can't kill what's already dead.

I agree with you here.