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Old 10-10-2006   #1 (permalink)
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Default WOW!!! my wife just gave me a hint that men can get!

She just started singing "I wish I had a rum and Coke, I wish I had a rum and Coke..."

Women, take this lesson to heart, that is as subtle of a hint that you should give your men, after all, when we say "I want a beer", we REALLY want a beer....

now honey, "I really want a good B.J., I really want a good B.J......"
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hmm... I'll try that, next time I see my boss I keep saying to her "I want a six-figure salary... I want a six-figure salary..."
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...I really want a divorce.....I really want a divorce...
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How about:
Need a Cobra, need a Cobra, need a Cobra right now, right now I need a Cobra, need a Cobra right now.
Smoke the ricers, smoke the ricers, smoke the ricers right now, right now I'll smoke the ricers, smoke the ricers right now.

Sing it along with the "found a peanut song."
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...I really want a divorce.....I really want a divorce...
then just say her sister's name while in bed....
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Twister, that's rude......Okay funny too, but rude...... Or her Mother's......
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She just started singing "I wish I had a rum and Coke, I wish I had a rum and Coke..."

Women, take this lesson to heart, that is as subtle of a hint that you should give your men, after all, when we say "I want a beer", we REALLY want a beer....

now honey, "I really want a good B.J., I really want a good B.J......"
Just don't sing it around any interns!!!

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now honey, "I really want a good B.J., I really want a good B.J......"
I told you, I'll give you $20 and you can go on down to PCH....will you shut up about it then?
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Is this hillary?!?


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As long as it's not Lorena......
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I already got what I want from her. she signed the papers, now it's just waiting on the separation period to be over and I'm a free man.
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Sorry Blue...... Some of us have been there already. I was, and got the house and the kids, but I was lucky. No wait, let me re-think that, how was I lucky? I got the big mortgage, 3 kids-2of which were teenagers, the pets, and she just got the rental home with no obligations? What was I thinking????? Dammit!!!!!! Fooled by another female again.
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If only it worked so easy . I would sing die Bit*h die . Yeah , still some hard feelings from my divorce . I too also understand about haveing the morgage for the 2nd time . Will never be a nice guy again
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I told you, I'll give you $20 and you can go on down to PCH....will you shut up about it then?
1. I don't want something that won't wash off...

2. I don't want to be picked up by the "Boys in Blue"
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1. I don't want something that won't wash off...

2. I don't want to be picked up by the "Boys in Blue"

Tisk, tisk....the correct answer was,"But the BJ's mean so much more when they come from you, my dear!"

Guess the honeymoon is over....
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