had ever done this sort of mouse thing before . What it was like and how long it would take till it was all done . To my surprize , he told me ............
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
...it depended on when the last time they were fed. I then got very excited and grabbed a roll of toilet paper to......
shove in my bra. i then realized i had left it at home. I started to...
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
shove in my bra. i then realized i had left it at home. I started to...
crap in my pants, uncontrollably. The pressure that had been building since breakfast tore through my...
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I Hate GM, deal with it.
One shot, One Kill! Don't waste ammo, it's pricey!
2005 GT Screaming Yellow: SLP Loudmouths
Ibanez guitars, S&W revolvers, Glock Semi's
Republican write in Presidential Candidate 2012
crap in my pants, uncontrollably. The pressure that had been building since breakfast tore through my...
pink thong. after contemplating what to do next for about thirty seconds i decided to go au naturale. when i took off what was left of the thong i...
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
pink thong. after contemplating what to do next for about thirty seconds i decided to go au naturale. when i took off what was left of the thong i...
....was shocked to see that everyone around me went to there knees and started bowing. I asked one of them why they were bowing to me and he told me of a prophecy that stated a lost addict would appear to them naked and reveal his three **********.
"I always knew the third one would come in handy." I said to myself. One of them rose and started speaking in tounges. I think it was hebrew or pig latin....either way I had know idea what was going on. I thought for a minute and decided.....
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
all the guys wearing pink thongs were all around me and would not let me leave . I was so shocked till one of them asked me what my orders were . The first thing I ordered was to free all the mice . As the rodents ran in all directions I was able to slip away from this group of strange men . Once I made it back out side I then remembered that I was now in my birthday suit . The sun was hot and was starting to burn my .............
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
....bald head that the men in thongs made me shave before dunking me in molten ear wax that they saved up for this big occasion. I was brave and wondered through the desert to.....
Wait, those aren't racing stripes, those are the leftover beer cans from JB's drunken chicken recipe. I was starting to hallucinate about the monkeys giving me a cold can of pig urine that I took.......
Wait, those aren't racing stripes, those are the leftover beer cans from JB's drunken chicken recipe. I was starting to hallucinate about the monkeys giving me a cold can of pig urine that I took.......
....... for in the gas tank of my beloved mustang . If only my Stang was like Kit from " Night Rider " . Then I would be saved !
As I walk deeper into the desert the ear wax was once again melting form the extreme heat . Sand was sticking all over my body now . I knew I was in trouble if this stuff colded down and I had to rip it off like the girls do when they wax there legs !!! MY God the pain ! Just as I topped the next sand dune I could see ........
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
....... for in the gas tank of my beloved mustang . If only my Stang was like Kit from " Night Rider " . Then I would be saved !
As I walk deeper into the desert the ear wax was once again melting form the extreme heat . Sand was sticking all over my body now . I knew I was in trouble if this stuff colded down and I had to rip it off like the girls do when they wax there legs !!! MY God the pain ! Just as I topped the next sand dune I could see ........
...a crystal clear pool of water with beautiful women in it. They even had soap to clean the ear wax off. I was pretty sure that it was a figment of my imagination. But considering I was naked, covered in crusty ear wax, and coming off of a rough high, even a fake pool of crystal clear water would better my current position.
As I approached, I realized that the pool was actually real! I couldn't believe my luck! Then the girls started to come into focus and I discovered that they were actually a group of hairy, middle aged lawyers on vacation. "Damn, I knew should have had that lasek surgery!" I said to myself. "Oh well, atleast they have soap."
I struck up a conversation with one of them and he let me borrow his soap. As I washed myself, the man explained to me that he and the others were hiding from the Lithuanian Mafia. They were hired by the mafia to defend them in a civil case involving Euros and goats milk. They lost the case and their employers put a hit out on them.
He then said to me,"You know you're a strapping young man. We are in need of a body guard and think you would fit the bill." "Well," I said,"I have been hitting the gym lately. And I used to be the guy that got kicked in the balls repeatedly for a womans self defense class." "We pay well and offer health care and a 401K." the lawyer said.
I thought for a moment and...
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
...a crystal clear pool of water with beautiful women in it. They even had soap to clean the ear wax off. I was pretty sure that it was a figment of my imagination. But considering I was naked, covered in crusty ear wax, and coming off of a rough high, even a fake pool of crystal clear water would better my current position.
As I approached, I realized that the pool was actually real! I couldn't believe my luck! Then the girls started to come into focus and I discovered that they were actually a group of hairy, middle aged lawyers on vacation. "Damn, I knew should have had that lasek surgery!" I said to myself. "Oh well, atleast they have soap."
I struck up a conversation with one of them and he let me borrow his soap. As I washed myself, the man explained to me that he and the others were hiding from the Lithuanian Mafia. They were hired by the mafia to defend them in a civil case involving Euros and goats milk. They lost the case and their employers put a hit out on them.
He then said to me,"You know you're a strapping young man. We are in need of a body guard and think you would fit the bill." "Well," I said,"I have been hitting the gym lately. And I used to be the guy that got kicked in the balls repeatedly for a womans self defense class." "We pay well and offer health care and a 401K." the lawyer said.
I thought for a moment and...
...asked if they had a dental plan too. when the lawyer said yes i knew it was the perfect job. after about a week of beating away Lithuanian goat herders hired by the Mafia, the guys in the pink thongs showed up. i thought to myself "Dammit i thought i lost them in Tokyo (Tokyo is now in the desert lol)." when the lawyers asked about them i tried to explain them by saying...
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
