........ The old song " We Are Family " . At first I did not know what to make of this , after all they do have a professional singing talent . I then got the smart idea to become their manager . So off to Vegas we go . We can not bne that far away from there , we already are in the Tokoyo dessert now ! We competition from groups like Elvis and the Blue man group I knew I would have a fight on my hands for stage time . But after seeing the groups name up in lights ....... " Men in pink Tongs " I had a rather large gathering of single men already waiting in line ! To my surprise they were all .......
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
started to run things threw my mind . For once in my life I was gonna beat the system . With dreams of a new shelby GT 350 , I set off to make some real money . First I rounded up all of those blue christmas singing wannabes and dressed them in pink thongs . My Oh my , what a site ! I then got every body on a bus to New York city . After all with so many singing pink thonged guys where else in this world would I wanna be !
I broke the guys into 3 man teams . Started to give them locations to sing at and told them to sing there hearts out . Day after day they would bring me back kettles full of change . Things were looking up till this one day whrn low and behold Donald Trump himself asked ...............
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
"MY BUTT IS BURNING MY BUTT IS BURNING!!!!" soon after the fire was out Charles Gibson called to interview me and my band of Merry Pink Thongers. He asked me if i knew Regis Philbin. I said "No you dumb idiot. How can i meet other people if I'm stuck with people in pink thongs and comabt boots." then he did it. he asked the question that ticked me off. he asked me "So how exactly did your rear end cathc on fire?" I was still nursing the blisters on my crack so i lost it. i stood up picked up my chair and...
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
looked to see if I soiled it . Lets face it my butt was hurtin and I just can`t control myself all the time . I then told the man the story of why my butt was a blazen . It started out ever so inocent . It was late at night . I had been out and about . Drank a few beers with the guys while they were singin the latest songs . I then for some strange reason decided that I was really really hungry for beans . As I ate down a couple cans of beans they started to work on me . I could feel that gas pressure abuildin up inside of me . Then I get the brain storm of a life time . Why not incorperate some stage show with pink thong act . So as I get ready to let one ( fart ) rip , I drop pants and light up a lighter . Sending a flame across stage !!! Wilder than something from a Kiss concert ! The only problem was the hair on my butt started to flame too !!! OH MY GOODNESS . I started to run around on stage a blazen . and let me tell you , being that my jeans was around my ankles that was a show in itself !
I had ate so many beans I could not controll the farts . Just as things were almost under controll I would let another one rip . I just did not know what to do untill I ............
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
...realized that I had expelled so much gas that the entire place was a ticking methane bomb. The light was the start of a massive explosion that began when someone lit a cigarette about 2 miles away. So I thought really quick about avoiding this giant fireball and realized that all I could do was...
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